Publisher's Note

Awww, for goodness.... Hello? *tap*  *tap* *TAP* *TAP* *TAP*  There we go! I think I'm coming in.... Arg! No color, accept for that righteously horrible green. *sigh* The andro-coupling must have jimmied out from underneath the Barklavian fish-tank that caused the resonating......

..and now what will it be?

Will it be cutsie and whimsical? Dark and brooding?

Will it inspire you to hike less and shave more?

*typed in a whisper*...will it be a pony?